I'm back in the reviewing/pontificating game...160 characters is just too few to really express myself (as if that's not narcissistic enough). 


And if I were omnipotent, I'd have a mariachi band, too!


And you'd have a cigar!  Or women!


(But mostly, if I were omnipotent, I'd erase from existence my glowing, 19-years-of-anticipation review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  It sucked.)